A few lessons I learnt when I was a teenager…

Life’s tough for a screwed up teenager. If you have seen any teenager who is normal, please mail me, I would like to observe this new kind of species…
Life doesn’t always turn out the way we teenagers want. Yup, we love to groan and moan about how rotten the world is, why our parents NEVER understand us, why the HELL do we have to study anyway?
I hate hormones!
When the love bug bites, spray a bit of HIT (or any other pesticide available at your nearest department store) on it and squish it with your foot.
When you fall in love, it’s not every time that your ‘sweetie pie’ reciprocates your feelings.
True love is not when the other person knows you like him/her and makes use of you. True love is when you know that the other person will be there for you, no matter what.
Keep your feelings to yourself and don’t let the ‘loved one’ know or you’ll be in for a huge ego-filled-attention-seeking battle. It could also ruin a could-be close friendship.
Unless you’re sure that the person you’ve got your eye on truly likes you, don’t move in for the kill!
If ever you have to tell the person you feelings, do it just before you never going to see them again.
Everyone wants to impress everyone else and it’s great to be Mr. Popular and Ms. Popular. You really don’t know what people are saying about you behind your back and sometimes you do.
When people develop a mindset about you, it’s difficult to throw it off.
We all live in a make-believe world and when we’re out of it, we put at least five to six masks on our face and build walls around us through which only a privileged few can penetrate and even then, they are in for a surprise!